It Is YOU Who Is Rude… I Was Just Moseying Along With My Day Until You Interfered! by Paul Tristram

Don’t drag me into your argumentative conversation,
Fuck Off elsewhere with your sarky nonsense!
Throwing verbal stones at innocent people
minding their own business makes you the idiot not they.
What a sad little lowlife piece of shit you must be
to get so worked up and upset by other people’s happiness.
Poor you, with your empty heart of nothing
and soul wafer thin to the point of pointless insignificance.
Go on, do that face again, it’s fucking hilarious…
you know, where you get all jealous and furious
all at the same time, what do they call that?
Squirming, yeah squirm one more time for us all, loser.
It’s like watching Dick Dastardly try to caper his bullshit
in the real world, amongst real villains, fucking fanny-pad!

Scribblings Of A Madman
Paul Tristram is a Welsh writer who has poems, short stories, sketches and photography published in many publications around the world, he yearns to tattoo porcelain bridesmaids instead of digging empty graves for innocence at midnight; this too may pass, yet. Buy his books ‘Scribblings Of A Madman’ (Lit Fest Press) ‘Poetry From The Nearest Barstool’ at And a split poetry book ‘The Raven And The Vagabond Heart’ with Bethany W Pope at You can also read his poems and stories here!

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