Honestly, she just came up to me
at stop tap last Saturday night
and started necking me.
Tongue like silken dynamite,
hands bullseye-ing everywhere.
God, I was grinding all up inside myself,
the entire pub was watching.
I’ve never had underwear tremors
like that without proper foreplay before.
I haven’t kissed a girl since high school
and that was all warm and tender,
this was something else completely, Wow!
Then her Bastard husband came
and dragged her away to a party.
Anyway, she’s working again this Friday
and I’m gonna sit at that bar all night
and just watch her do her thing.
I’ve got to have her now,
I’ve bought 3 new vibrators this week
and I’ve almost strangled one of them already.
