Howdy Mr. Cab Driver, how’s it going?
What’s your name?
What kind of name is that?
Where you from?
Is she good looking?
You don’t like kids?
How long you been driving a cab?
You like driving a cab?
Is this your only job?
I’ll bet you meet a lot of people.
What’s the craziest thing that ever happened to you
while driving a cab?
What do you do when you’re not driving a cab?
What are you, like 55?
You go to church?
Who you vote for?
What about that ISIS?
What about that Obama?
What about that Hillary?
Can you change the radio station?
Can you watch those bumps?
Can you turn the AC up?
Can you turn the AC down?
Know any good jokes?
Do you take a lunch break?
Have you ever eaten at We Went Wongs?
Have you ever eaten at Red Lobster?
Have you ever eaten at Poca Cosa?
You like sports?
Know a place where they fix wheelchairs?
I saw this funny thing on Facebook, want to see?
You ever seen those jet trails in the sky?
You know that’s the government trying to change
the atmosphere so they can control
our minds, right?
You ever been to Eloy?
You ever been to Two Dot?
You ever had a kidney stone?
What do you think about those damn Mexicans?
You don’t talk much, do you?