of ending up like dat
wuz pretty slim
to actually see it happen dough.
Da unfortunate buggah in question
wen go racing down da road
and he wen eventually fly
like wun bird wit no feathers.
All da witnesses wen tell da cops
da driver in da car wuz speeding
and weaving through traffic
like wun maniac.
Indianapolis 500 on da Interstate
is not wun good ting to do.
Imagine da surprise in his eyes
wen he wen clip da back end
of wun Buick
and ricochet off of wun concrete wall.
Da impact wen send his Mustang
flipping down da street
and he wuz flung out of his vehicle
cause he wuzn’t wearing wun seat beat.
Before da cops
and da paramedics arrived
it must have been wun unreal sight
foa all da passing motorists below—
Da guy wuz partially decapitated
and he wuz hanging
on wun big freeway sign above da road
wheah his body wuz thrown.
To some people
da dumb fool got wat he deserved.
To adah people
it wuz wun sad ting all da way around.
Not to be cynical
or anyting li’dat
but to me
it wuz just anadah example
dat you no can teach stupid.