Hey, Are You The Guy With ‘Made In Wales’ Tattooed Around His Belly Button? by Paul Tristram

Man, that was hilarious and scary
all at the very same time.
At one point, you actually ran
up that big bastard’s back
like he was a fucking stepladder.
You’d have made it out too,
if you hadn’t have slipped
in that beer puddle.
Anyway, two of your mates,
with the green and red mohawks
just came out 5 minutes before you.
They headed over the road
to The Winston Churchill.
Christ, you’re a bit more banged-up
(Excuse the pun!) and bruised
than when they nabbed you last night.
Sure, help yourself, fuck it, have two…
they’re Regal King Size.
Nice to meet you, by the way…
they’ll be talking about you lot
for weeks ‘round this place.
My Treacle thinks you’re hot,
in an insane kind of way,
but, she’s never had any taste.
Eh? No, no, it was a joke…
I’m fucking married to it, mate, innit!

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Paul Tristram is a Welsh writer who has poems, short stories, sketches and photography published in many publications around the world, he yearns to tattoo porcelain bridesmaids instead of digging empty graves for innocence at midnight; this too may pass, yet. Buy his books ‘Scribblings Of A Madman’ (Lit Fest Press) http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1943170096 ‘Poetry From The Nearest Barstool’ at http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1326241036 And a split poetry book ‘The Raven And The Vagabond Heart’ with Bethany W Pope at http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1326415204 You can also read his poems and stories here! http://paultristram.blogspot.co.uk/

 

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