Watching Your Porn With Someone New!!! by Paul Tristram

“Yes, that’s right, you heard me correctly!
I took it all out into the garden
and built a little cleansing bonfire.
Your clothes on the bottom,
all those designer labels…
you should have seen the colours coming off
your Fred Perry’s and Ben Sherman’s,
so very pretty, like angry dancing rainbows.
Then your music, it’s a shame vinyl
burns so quickly, don’t you think?
very anti-climatic… snap, crackly and gone!
Those original cassettes
(Which you no longer even play anymore
but are apparently worth a small fortune!)
and then your CD’s, from A to Z… Yay!
Your vintage Beano, Dandy and Viz comics
followed by your boring fiction collection,
‘Fahrenheit 451’ was a bit of a let-down,
I had to poke it around with a stick a little.
I saved your childhood photos until last,
I’m more respectful than you ever realized
What? Yes, I know they’re irreplaceable,
that’s half the fun of it, you imbecile.
Maybe you shouldn’t have been such a cunt
whilst still alive and given copies
to that wanker brother of yours
(Who I fucked by the way… twice!)
Oh, you are still alive…
silly me, it’s just that I forget sometimes.
Anyway, it’s all gone, everything…
except your extensive porn collection.
I am going to treasure that, always X,
me & Dai ‘Nuclear-Knob’ Loveheart
are slowly working our way through it.
Huh? Oh, you remember Dai, surely?
he broke your nose at the Christmas party.
It’s funny, but you must have good taste
because he thinks that Shanine from Hove
is really fucking ‘Hot’ also, goodbye Loser!”

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Paul Tristram is a Welsh writer who has poems, short stories, sketches and photography published in many publications around the world, he yearns to tattoo porcelain bridesmaids instead of digging empty graves for innocence at midnight; this too may pass, yet. Buy his books ‘Scribblings Of A Madman’ (Lit Fest Press) http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1943170096 ‘Poetry From The Nearest Barstool’ at http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1326241036 And a split poetry book ‘The Raven And The Vagabond Heart’ with Bethany W Pope at http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1326415204 You can also read his poems and stories here! http://paultristram.blogspot.co.uk/
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