Screaming Orgasm by Alan Catlin

For a double sawbuck she’ll be
a good listener, someone pleasant
to have a cocktail with in dark, barely
lit lounge, might even pretend to care
what is being said and maybe offer a
kiss goodnight.
For half a yard, she’ll pretend
the Ladies is a tomb in winter with
a door that can be latched. Perform
guarantee-to-make-you-smile
services no matter how insistent
pleas to open up are.
For a hundred, your car or mine, is
on offer. Fold down seat action a
Go: choose your parking lot, secluded
spot.
For half a grand, you can have it all:
the whole Chinese menu from Column
A all the way to Column Z, plus
breakfast in bed or out of, and hot coffee
too.
Says she took acting lessons from a
life master, Christy Canyon, who
taught her everything a girl needs
to know to get ahead in The Life.
Has aspirations to play Vegas on her
back. After that, the sky’s the limit.

Alan Catlin
Alan Catlin is the poetry editor of misfitmagazine.net. His latest books of poetry are American Odyssey from Future Cycle and Last Man Standing from Lummox Press
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