They salivate over
National Enquirer hit pieces,
manufactured conspiracy theories,
rely on fake news hysteria,
to shape their opinions.
Lame-ass commercials
sell them unnecessary trinkets,
unhealthy food supplements,
unsustainable diets,
nubile online companions.
Wearing “These Colors Don’t Run”
tee shirts, they drive American-made
gas-guzzling junkers
decoupaged with misspelled
slogan stickers,
They wander Walmart aisles,
commandeer civic meetings,
shout down rational discourse,
parrot extremist sound bites,
spew rehearsed hatred.
